Eight Ways to Ditch an UNWANTED LOVER!!

1. Tell her that you’ve been promoted so you will have very little time for any friends for the next size weeks/months/years.
2. Say you’re too preoccupied with your own problems to be decent friend to anyone.
3. Explain that you want a six-month break from her because your friendship is so intense; it’s taking too much out of you.
4. Confess that you don’t think that you’ve been able to be a good friend to her and you want her to find someone else to befriend her.
5. Tell her straight that you don’t think the friendship is working out, but stress that it’s no-one’s fault. It’s just one of those things.
6. Gradually, withdraw: don’t answer her calls and don’t initiate any contact. She’ll assume that you’ve just drifted apart. If she’s still too thick-skinned, change your number.
7. Decline every invitation she extends to you, no matter how entertaining it is.
8. Lastly, be honest but kind: say that you feel you’ve grown apart and that you could both find better friendship elsewhere.

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