Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Laughtrip with Super Maid Inday!

From BlogNiInday
Naospital si sir

Amo: Inday, diba nurse ka naman, pakicheck naman blood sugar ko! (Inday checks the Blood Sugar of the master)

Inday: The reading in this phased out CBG monitor shows that your blood glucose is elevated at 180mg/dL 

Amo: (Sweats) Ha potanyeta!!!! Bat nagkaganon!!!

Inday: Sir, don’t be such an overacting imbecile… Don’t you know you have Diabetes Mellitus?

Amo: (wipes blood from nose) Huh? Ano yun?

Inday: Your illness is a complex metabolic derangement is characterized by a grossly abnormal usage of fuel. the level of insulin is inappropriately low while that of glucagon is too high relative to the needs of the body. As in starvation, glucose utilization in your illness is poor, but glucose is actually present in excessive amounts. Sir, its starvation amidst plenty. Therefore, sir, there is an inhibition in the pathways of both glycolysis and glycogenesis. 

The liver attempts to generate glucose from 2 equivalents of PYRUVATE, which is catalyzed by pyruvate carboxylase, and uses up 2ATPs and converts it to ADP. The product OXALOACETATE is converted to PHOSPHOENOL PYRUVATE, in a GTP mediated reaction between the substrate and the enzyme PEP Carboxylase. PEP is then converted to 3-PHOSPHOGLYCERATE, 1,3 BIPHOSPHOGLYCERATE, FRUCTOSE 1,6-BIPHOSPHATE, FRUCTOSE-6-PHOSPHATE, each in succession though the enzyme phosphoglycerate kinase, then spontaneous oxidation by NADH, then enzyme Fructose 1,6-biphosphatase, respectively. The precursor to Glucose is now produced. The product GLUCOSE 6-PHOSPHATE underwent a dephosphorylation reaction by the enzyme Glucose 6-phosphatase to produce GLUCOSE, otherwise known as your Blood Sugar. Sir, that explains the heightened level of glucose in your bloodstream. This pathway further increases that glucose level in a well-fed state. 

 Amo: (ear bleeds and faints, and rushed to Inday’s homecourt, UST Hospital, after First Aid, Insulin, and Shock Management by Inday)
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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The Big Brother Contest




I go for Itachi. He soooo coool as big brother of Sasuke! Even though he is villain in Naruto Shippuden, he is really something.
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Monday, March 16, 2009

Football players are gay!



I hope not all football players do that kind of pose. Its so dumb!

or maybe..

They just cannot hide it. LOLZ!
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Monday, March 10, 2008

I'm Satirical!!

I took this quiz about what is my sense of humor..

well...um...this is the result... gggrrr

"You are satirical!

Do you think comedy can serve a higher purpose? Or maybe you just like poking fun at people. Either way, you seem to enjoy satirical humor. Satire is the use of irony and wit to expose the unethical or just plain ridiculous aspects of society. Satirists come in many forms. There are political critics such as Jon Stewart and Tina Fey, cultural jesters such as Weird Al Yankovic and situational comedians such as Margaret Cho. With satire, you can critique your subject using parody--imitation, exaggeration, fake mustaches, etc. When you are funny, it's easier to share an opinion that is a little controversial. Do you want to influence people? Keep them laughing and they won't know what hit them."

from gurl.com

What is satirical by the way? hahahahah
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